LOS ANGELES - American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and his girlfriend Julianne Hough were recently having dinner at the five-star Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Restaurant noted world-wide for their Moo Moo Goo Goo Boo Boo Crab Rangoon.
Afterwards they were approached by a long time friend of Ryan's Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine. Caruso, who is no relation to Anthony, Abner, or David Caruso first asked Seacrest who he felt was the front runner in this year's installment of American Idol.
Ryan smiled and said that he felt that it would not be fair of him to say since he felt it might influence some of the 60 million voters.
Caruso then turned to Ryan's stunning girlfriend Dancing With The Stars' Julianne Hough and asked her who she felt could end up winning this years edition of AI.
Julianne grinned, took a sip of her Seagrams Seven & Seven, and said that she felt that Pia Toscano is going to be the one to beat.
She said that Toscano has it all, the look; the figure; class; style; the smile; the personality; long, luscious legs; and a voice that AI Judge Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez says sounds a lot like Celine Dion but only better.
Miss Hough did add that she feels that Adam Lambert look-a-like and sound-a-like James "Mr. Octaves" Durbin and Jacob "Ebeneezer Baptist" Lusk could also end up in the Top Three since both can actually hit high notes that only a border collie can hear.
As Ryan left to go get the car, Julianne was asked by Caruso about the erotically provocative photos of her that had just surfaced on the Internet.
Julie's eyes got the size of ping pong balls and she stated that she had not heard about or seen those photos. Caruso took out his cell phone, logged onto the Internet, and showed her the photos he was talking about.
Hough giggled and told him that the photos were obviously photoshopped. She then pointed out that even though the girl in the photo did look a lot like her, one could see that the girl in the photos had a tattoo of a dime on the left side of her bikini line.
Julianne turned around where no one could see her but Chipper Caruso and she lifted up her blouse, pulled down her skirt a little bit, and clearly showed him that she did not have the dime tattoo anywhere on her bikini line at all.
Caruso was stunned. He assured Hough that he would certainly mention in his story about her and Ryan that the Internet photos are absolutely fake.
Ryan drove up. Julianne hugged and kissed Caruso and she got in the car.