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Wednesday, 6 April 2011

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Our favourite warlock's 'tiger blood' combusted in a live show in Detroit.

Charlie's 'Adonis DNA' came to the boil when he was heckled during his live show.

Poor Sheen's sweaty face went a beetroot red and his veins started bulging and tiger blood exploded from his ears.

The 'Bitching Rock Star From Mars' found that he his spaceship had landed or crashed in a very unpromising location 'unforgiving Detroit' the 'graveyard of stand-up comedy'.

Fellow thespians Danny De Vito and Robin Williams said "Detroit is one bitch of a gig". Indeed diminutive Danny was so enraged by the heckling when he performed that he had a massive argument and came to blows with a 'mean bastard of a heckler'. He had to call in his abrasive love the 'barmaid' from 'Cheers' whom he is married to in real life.

It has been agreed by showbiz pals that Sheen made a big mistake in launching his tour in the wasteland of dead Detroit.

The Warlock had merely cobbled together a lot of his sound-bites which had been spliced together with a motley lot of snippets from Twitter.

Sheen's glory days are over and he will end up having to do boring bar-man work where he can bore the punters by telling them about 'how he used to be a 'winner'.

Charlie's goddesses were seen snogging together behind Sheen by the curtain. The pair have eloped together with a suitcase of Charlie's money which is a load of dollar bills which are the takings from the show. The goddesses were seen getting on a 'red eye' night train from Detroit to Chicago where they are going to join a Lesbian Lap Dancing Club to earn some 'dough'.

The girls said "Charlie is going crazy and we can't support the dude any more. He wouldn't let us do our burlesque act in Detroit that could have saved his bacon."

Sheen has been abandoned by his close friends and even his duet partner has abandoned him as he is not 'cool enough' and his reality is peopled by trolls and warlocks. Snoop-Dog said that Sheen should call in some help from the 'orcs' to save him from the evil trolls who have ruined his career.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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