During one of his his more 'lucid' moments this week he is reported to have said,
"That Pope guy, yeah I really wanna meet with him and get to know what makes him tick. Seems he could teach me a thing or two or even three.
I know I act as if I know everything already but I do think, because he is much older than I am he will have a few new things to pass on to me in order to improve my 'act' in more ways than one.
He's worth a helluva lot more 'financially' than I am and he always has bigger audiences than I have, all over they world. I need tips in that area for sure.
Someone told me some of MY audience members are leaving partway through my act...I can only see the first 3 rows so I had no idea what this was happening. Apparently no-one walks out when the Pope is 'on'.
His 'outfits' are quite natty so maybe I could get a tip or two about my wardrobe too.
I hope someone taped what I have just said because I will have forgotten it by tomorrow."
We're not sure the Pope will invite Charlie to "Kiss his Ring" - in fact - we are CERTAIN he won't.