Liz Taylor's ghost has been seen several times walking the streets of downtown Manhattan dressed only in a shortie see-through cotton shift after having finally found her true vocation.
The local girls were quite upset to see her strutting her stuff on their beat and were very relieved when she failed to scare off any of the randy punters.
"She is somewhat past her sell by date," one scantily dressed whore quipped as she collared her ninth punter of the day.
The gentlemen of the press were out in force, all eager to catch a glimpse of the aged star and had to make do with the sight of Charlie Sheen kicking his new dog up the arse for crapping on the sidewalk. Unfortunately, Charlie kicked it up the arse while it was having it's crap and he wasn't very pleased with the colour change to his left foot.
One old dear was so distressed by his antics she decided to end it all and threw herself in front of a stationary bus.