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Thursday, 31 March 2011

I THINK LIBYAN REBELS NEED OUR UTMOST ATTENTION AND SUPPORT
by James Turner, 23 - Political Science student

In Libya, the crisis affects everyone. If we let Gadhaffi take control, he will win, and we will lose.

We must train the rebel alliance to fight for thier cause. Maybe we can keep a couple of NATO jets in the sky, just in case, but we should definetly arm and train the rebels.

Some may point to the example of Afghanistan in the 70s againt the USSR, but those rebels didn't need US help. For god's sake, they nearly had it covered.

In Libya they want our help.

It is up to us to give it to them.

JESUS CHRIST, JAMES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE LAPTOP?
by Fred Gregory - Public Sector Worker

Dude... dude? Look, what the hell are you doing? I'm here for a glass of water. You're on the laptop at 11pm mate! Go to fucking bed!

You're not watching porn are you? Well, it doesn't matter really, but in any case - GET UP TO BED.

I don't care if you're just about to finish writing theSpoof.com peice... oh, you need to get off that site and get uno life.

Yes, it's not Spanish. I know I should know. Do you know what the French is for 'go to sleep'? Well, I know the English.

I thought you liked to sleep... go to bed.

Yes, the rebels need our help. YOU need more help. Get off that laptop and to you bed... oh jeez.

For fuck's sake. You have an exam tommorow, and I have a job.

Get to fucking bed.

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