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Monday, 21 March 2011

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Tots R Us are planning to produce and sell many thousands of Kate Middleton's wedding dress, in miniature sizes, as soon as it is SEEN in public.

The idea is to market them as Christening Gowns. Even parents interviewed, who were not planning on having their children christened, are beginning to change their minds just so that they can dress up their little ones as mini-Kates.

The world will be over-run with Royal Wedding memorobilia, back-backs, lunch-pails, ball caps, jackets.

There is already a cell phone on the market with the Royal Couple on and the date of the wedding....

Royal Wedding toilet paper will be rolling off the shelves at the end of April (no pun inteneded).

Personally, I am sick of the whole thing already!!!
I'll be watching something else on telly that day for sure.

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