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Sunday, 20 March 2011

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Hello love, how's the weather over there? Still got some snow but I haven't been out for about 7 months. Our John, no Lesley, Christ why can't I get these names right?...our young 'un round the corner, well he came to do my, well you know, like he does everyweekend.

He didn't stay long, only a week because they're going out tonight for a dream and taking the young 'un with them. He's still limping since he broke his arm 2 years ago.

I haven't see - you know -the one who helps at the old people's home...eee...she's older than some of them she helps...well she's been over to, where she goes to see her son. She stayed about 2 or 3 years.

By the way I got a new one of those things that broke last week. You know what I mean...it leaked in the kitchen. Anyway it's almost the same as the one I had before.

I'm watching that game with the boxes on the telly and this man's just opened 4 red ones, no - I mean blue ones - no, I was right the first time - the red ones with the big things in them.

Well I'll read to again soon, my foot aching with all this writing - it's my arthuris.

Love

from mam.

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