TRIPOLI, Libya - Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has asked for a temporary "Cease Fire" in the on going national lawless uprisings which have resulted in tumultuous turmoil throughout the country of Libya.
According to Sports Territory Magazine, Colonel Gadhafi is one of the biggest U.S. collegiate basketball fans anywhere outside of the continental United States.
The 68-year-old dictator has seen every NCAA March Madness Tournament since 1990.
Mo, as his lovely wife of 40 years Safia calls him, said that when March Madness begins she knows that her husband will literally be lost to the world as he gets extremely involved in the games especially when watching his favorite teams, The Kentucky Wildcats, The Duke Blue Devils, The Kansas Jayhawks, and The North Carolina Tar Heels.
Saffy Gadhafi giggled and related how unbelievably excited her husband had gotten this past Thursday when he saw Kentucky defeat Princeton 59-57.
The Colonel reportedly has a 158-inch big screen TV which he pillaged or rather purchased from a Best Buy electronics store near Tarabulus Zoo Park in downtown Tripoli.
Colonel Gadhafi will issue an official national notice calling for a country-wide "Cease Fire' which will be in effect until 12:01 a.m. on April 5, 2011, the day after the NCAA March Madness Championship Game.
Sports Territory Magazine reported that Colonel Gadhafi and his wife were to have originally flown to the United States and personally attended some of the March Madness games in person but then all of this fighting and battling started and sadly he had to cancel his plans.
When Colonel Gadhafi was asked by Sports Territory Magazine who he thinks will win the championship game, he took a drink of his Two Humps Beer, a puff from his Camel Cigarette and replied, "The Wildcats of Kentucky!"
The Colonel stated off-the-record that he thinks that Kentucky's number one fan Ashley Judd is the most beautiful woman east of the Mississippi River.
He winked and said that if he was not already married he would make her Ashley Gadhafi.