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Friday, 18 March 2011

image for It's Party time. 400th anniversary of the King James Bible. Time to celebrate. Royal Wedding coming up too. There's a connection. Read story. It's starting to look its age.

Mark the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible by throwing a party.

Why not? St. Patrick's Day has passed for another year. Even non-Irish folk were out in the streets all around the world, wearing green and drinking green beer.....today...peeing green pee.

If atheists can celebrate St. Paddy's day...they'll be out in great numbers for this 400th anniversary of the King James Bible bash. Well, think about it. Atheists don't have any holidays of their own (do we?)

By the way shouldn't that be King James' Bible...with an apostrophe to denote 'belonging to'.

The personage who will be officiating at the Royal Wedding spoke at a celebration of the 400th Anniversary of above-mentioned book.

He admitted to reporters that he is as nervous as hell about officiating at the Royal Wedding. Well, naturally they weren't his exact words...but he admits to his knees turning to jelly and having butterflies in his stomach everytime he thinks about it.

Let's all hope he doesn't botch it.....well...personally I don't give a damn but I know it matters to millions of people and I DO have a heart.

(I'm expecting this to be moved to the Magazine Section...that's ok. I'm just scared that if I try to copy and paste it...I'll lose it. So I'll just wait and see.)

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