Dear Dream Diarist.
I had a strange dream last night. I was at work in the office and they had installed three televisions around the office so we could see the latest news as it happened. Each television could be controlled by any of the remotes. From my desk we could see the receptionist and the TV near her. I was with a female co-worker and we were having a big giggle as my co-worker would keep putting the volume up on the reception TV and send random numbers as the receptionist attempted to change channels. It got increasingly hilarious the more confused she got, so much so, that I actually woke myself up laughing.
What does it all mean?
Dear All-in Wrestling,
This dream clearly shows the struggle between the feminine side of your personality, as the ordered (receptionist) aspect is constantly being interfered with by the fun and flirty (co-worker) aspect, with the flirty side gaining the upper hand. The fact that you are a man indicates that you are a closet homosexual.