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Tuesday, 15 March 2011

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"110 year old Ellie Mae Dorchester, the oldest bird in the States, has given birth to a chick at Sonora State Hospital, California".

So says today's headline in the Dudes Journal, the most popular U.S publication for male chauvinist pigs.

This particular caption refers to a centenarian in the States giving birth to a 5 pound baby girl after receiving 18 months of artificial insemination.

Other classic past leaders from the DJ include :


"Desperate Hill Stands My Her Man" - referring to the 1995 scandal when President Clinton's wife supported him after his affair with a White House intern.

"Old Crinkly Face Gets Award" - this appeared in 1979 when Mother Teresa received the Nobel Peace Prize for her humanitarian work.

" Sad Sexually Frustrated Moaning Minnie Bumps Her Gums Again" - this referred to Germaine Greer's tour of the States in which she warned of the dangers of excessive Hormone Replacement Therapy.


And who said quality investigative journalism was dead.

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