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Monday, 14 March 2011

image for A letter to my fans from (you'll have to figure it out who I am for yourselves. I've left a clue!) A couple of these might help me feel better.....as well as some 5 ratings .

I cannot name myself as a Spoof Writer for obvious reasons...I don't want to be seen to be 'touting' for Approvals in the new Center should my name appear.

I do however want to thank all of my fans for reading and rating my work, and even those readears who 'popped' in by accident.

A LITTLE WARNING TO YOU ALL AT THIS POINT IN TIME

Not one to suffer in silence I just want you to be aware that I am suffering from the flu and doing a lot of sneezing so I would advise you to 'not get too close to your.....aaaa.....tttt..i....sh..sh...oo..oo..monitors.

Sorry about that. I've cleaned my own computer with those antibacterial wipes, so all should be well. I'd hate to pass any viruses to you or your computer.

I think I may have caught a chill initially, by going around in life completely naked. Aah! Well! That's the price you pay for fame.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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