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Sunday, 13 March 2011

image for Todd Palin Expresses Concern About His Wife Sarah - He Says She Told Him She Saw The Japanese Earthquake From Their Front Porch Todd Palin (Far Right) and three friends shown fishing on Alaska's Lake Salmon Piss.

WASILLA, Alaska - The husband of the former governor of Alaska has stated that he is really starting to get worried about the mental and emotional state of his wife.

Todd Palin spoke to a reporter for USA DAYBREAK and said that the day after the 8.9 earthquake hit Japan, his wife was in the kitchen cooking some chicken fried moose balls.

Todd was sitting in the living room reading The Wasilla Frozen Icicle newspaper when she called him over to the kitchen.

She told him that she had something very important to tell him. Right away Todd asked if their 16-year-old uncontrollable brat Willow had gone and gotten herself pregnant.

Sarah shook her head and paused for a moment. She then asked if he had heard something about Willow that he needed to tell her.

Todd replied that there wasn't anything that he had heard and was wondering what the hell she had heard.

"Snowflake" then whispered to him that she was sitting on the front porch in her bra and official Tea Bag Party panties polishing the telescopic scope on her hunting rifle when all of a sudden she looked out across the lake and saw the 8.9 Japanese earthquake hit.

Todd told her that, that was impossible because Sendai, Japan was more than 3,000 miles away.

She asked if he was calling her a lawyer (liar). But before he could answer, she asked him if he was now siding with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.

"Carla Bruni Sarkozy? Sarah, hon Carla is the first lady of France, for goodness sakes." Todd replied.

"The Loose Moose" a nickname that Mrs. Palin is also known by, responded by saying that she had read in the supermarket tabloid Say What? that he had been salmon fishing with Carla back on Valentine's Day.

Todd, just shook his head and asked if he could get her another quart of Michelob. She giggled, dabbed at her crotch region, and said, "You betcha!"

Tittle Tattle Tonight has stated that Todd is trying to find a way to have his wife committed without making it seem like she's quasi-crazy or at the very least silly as hell.

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