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Friday, 11 March 2011

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Over forty years ago, the world was humbled first by Apollo 11 landing on the moon, and then by the introduction of Star Trek - showing us that we can live as one in a happy peaceable universe, as long as Capt. James T Kirk can get his dose of green skinned women first, presumably the good captain was unfamilliar with soap on those long voyages.

Many have thought that the struggle between the klingons and Vulcans was based upon the wars between the Spartans and the Greeks, but new production notes clearly show that they were in fact based upon the struggle between the town folk of Basingstoke and Luton. These two towns have battled for decades for supremacy of roundabouts on their highways and byways, the Hampshire town, once voted Britain's Lovliest Holiday Spot (back in the thirteenth century), is currently streets ahead in the roundabout count, in fact, a local paranormal investigation team were recently called in to investigate what was said to be a straight piece of road. Their conclusion being "Don't be so bloody stupid, 'course it isn't!!"

Luton makes up the deficit by being astonishingly poo. It is said that all roads lead to Luton, in fact they don't, what happens is that people walk along them in the wrong direction.

This comes after it was revealed that the whole Star Wars saga was actually based on the Jerry Springer show and that Tony Blair and George W Bush co-wrote When Harry Met Sally based on their own dates.....summits!!!!

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