Congressman Peter King of NY announced today that he will start hearings to investigate the radicalization of Jews, Brownie Scouts, and members of MADD, Mothers against Drunk Driving.
"It's not a pretty picture," said King. "But first of all, let me say that some of my best friends are Jews and I know there are some fine Brownie Scouts out there and no doubt many MADD members that are perfectly sincere. That is not who I am taking about! It is those that have buried themselves in groups and subverted them to their radical causes. Al Queda wears many faces and the thought of a terrorist heart in the body of a pretty little Brownie Scout is enough to make your heart weep. Not on my watch!" A journalist asked King, "But Congressman, what about the Jews, this is rather shocking? Hasn't the world been through this before?"
King: "Ever read the New York Times. Case closed. And as for MADD, I have it on good authority this organization has been radicalized and marginalized by non-drinking Muslims that only want to close the many bars in my district, many of which I happen to frequent myself. No, these organizations are not above my scrutiny and I'll scrutiny them to my hearts content!
Reporter: "Congressman, what about the Muslims?"
King: "I'm done with the Muslims. I've introduced legislation to put them all in internment camps in California just like before, you know, the ones we had for the Japs in World War 2."
Reporter: "Is that all?"
King: "Yes, but I'll remind you that this is the land of the free, the home of the brave. and the only good Injun is a dead Injun! God bless America!"