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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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Top Ten Reasons Why I Do Not Celebrate St. Patrick's Day

10. I hate green beer

9. I don't believe in leprauchans

8. I don't NEED an excuse for a party

7. I'm English

8. No-one where I work is Irish

6. Most of my colleagues have English roots but
don't even KNOW that St. George is the Patron
St. of England

5. Most of our students 80% - are Mennonite and don't
even know where Ireland IS

4. I think it's just an excuse for an easy art lesson
cutting out shamrocks

3. Can't think of anything for this one

2. Can't think of anything for this one either

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I DO NOT CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS

1. I AM NOT BLOODY IRISH

Happy St.Paddy's Day to all who are not Irish but go out and get pissed anyway.

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