Written by Inhopeless

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Tags: The Spoof

Monday, 7 March 2011

After managing to get the Royal Mail to block all letters that come to me for the Spoof c/o Inhopeless, somehow, messages from readers come into my Google Mail every day. Here are a few selections from the 298... 340... 360... look, there's a lot.

Dear Spoof,

Can you please format your site onto a user-friendly version on wood-pulp-based writing stacks? It'd really help when I get my smartphone mugged.

David Smith - New York, NY

Dear Inhopeless,

Remember, lasange's in the fridge, do your work, and that nice girl I want you to marry called again. Please do. It'll cheer mummy up a lot.

Mummy - Birmingham, England

Dear Spoof,

How come you write such lies? I don't remember the news saying that Gaddafi did all this shit you said he did! I'll sue you for breaking journalistic integrity.

Sarah Rayner - Wolverhamton, England

Dear Spoof,

Can you please call the ambulance? I really need some help.

Kelvin Stride - Perth, Austrailia

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