After managing to get the Royal Mail to block all letters that come to me for the Spoof c/o Inhopeless, somehow, messages from readers come into my Google Mail every day. Here are a few selections from the 298... 340... 360... look, there's a lot.
Can you please format your site onto a user-friendly version on wood-pulp-based writing stacks? It'd really help when I get my smartphone mugged.
David Smith - New York, NY
Remember, lasange's in the fridge, do your work, and that nice girl I want you to marry called again. Please do. It'll cheer mummy up a lot.
Mummy - Birmingham, England
How come you write such lies? I don't remember the news saying that Gaddafi did all this shit you said he did! I'll sue you for breaking journalistic integrity.
Sarah Rayner - Wolverhamton, England
Can you please call the ambulance? I really need some help.
Kelvin Stride - Perth, Austrailia