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Monday, 7 March 2011

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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding.

Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid.

Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hanging in a plastic bag in Susan's wardrobe/closet.

It is not known, at press-time, whether or not Queen Elizabeth will accept this generous offer - or even if she is the same dress-size as Susan.

Viewers of the April '09 audition, who have been interviewed on this issue, all believe that the Queen could do worse.

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