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Sunday, 6 March 2011

LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA - Although the former F.R.I.E.N.D.S actor doesn't like to come to terms with her loss of super star hunk Brad Pitt, she's finally decided to let the cat out of the bag and responded to my request for a phone interview Saturday morning.

Jennifer claims that the reason Brad dumped her for Angelina was because Angelina like Brad is a devil worshipper and while that's completely absurd Jen wants to have nothing to do with Brad's begot ways and spawn of Satan children.

"One time I was over at his house and Angelina called me ugly. I AM NOT UGLY. Okay." Jen told me in tears.

I asked Jen why she finally decided to tell me about her negativity towards Angelina. She explained: "I couldn't hold it in anymore, I feel as if my life is going on with her in it instead of me".

Oh poor baby Jen.

In other news Taylor Swift is now the judge on Vanity Lair. Wonder how that's going for her.

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