Written by Lady Godiva
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Tags: Socks

Saturday, 5 March 2011

image for Socks debate continues Military should rethink their priorities Did you clean your teeth this morning

The debate about socks continues. To wear them, or not to wear them. To match them or not to match them. To ignore them or not to ignore them. To sequin them or not to sequin them.

I am sorry, but I really do not give a damn about socks.

There are wars going on all over the world and I do not suppose the soldiers fighting in these wars give a damn about socks.

Oh no! I stand corrected...I watched a show on the training of men in the military and they really DO care about such trivial things as SOCKS and how SHINY their boots are, how NEATLY their beds are made etc. etc.

To ME this sounds very sick!

If our young men are going into battle and putting their lives on the line, does it REALLY matter if their shoes are shiny or their beds are made with perfect corners or if they are wearing socks or NOT.

I would much prefer, if I had a relative, male or female, in the military, that they were trained in how to save their lives and handle themselves in a fighting situation.

Who gives a damn if they have hightly polished boots or skid marks in their underwear.

Let the people in the military get their priorities established.

There is no point in training soldiers how to make the perfect bed if they are NOT going to be sleeping in it again.....but are being taken home in a coffin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

95 readers are online right now!

Go to top