Written by Inhopeless

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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Thousands of people illegally cross borders. Some make it. Other don't. Here are some sure-fire tips on how to get to the other side.

1) Disguise self as a stereotype of recipient nation, or pretend to be an asshole. Chances are, the rec. nation will be all assholes.

2) Send a email, and then upload yourself as an attachment. Send email to a 3D printer lab in all good science or engineering facilities.

3) Shout 'distraction' as you point into the distance. Once they've looked away, RUN.

4) Get your pretty cousin/sister etc. to ask border police which boob is better. Like the above, RUN.

5) Study hard in school, pass school, attend program by a university in rec. nation, apply for student visa, study at university. When visa is finished, slip into the job market.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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