Although ABC says the interview was conducted after Charlie Sheen's defamatory rants against Chuck Lorre, the producer of his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men and they left in most of it, they stated that some things were completely left out.
"Sheen was high as a kite during part of the interview so part of it had to be cut", stated one producer. "Either that or he's just plain nuts!"
"We left in 'In this shaky economy, there's a lot of drug dealers and hookers counting on continued financial support' bit but then he began with the President, the republicans, Andrea Canning herself and invited all those deposed leaders in the Middle East to come party at his place. We had to cut those."
"Also the interview part when he left and came back out naked", stated another executive. "He then arm-farted the National Anthem and dedicated it to the late Jimi Hendrix."
CBS and Warner Brothers TV has suspended production of the show, "Two & A Half Men" for the remainder of the season in response to Sheen's seeming mental instability and his predilection for coke fueled binges, porn stars and hookers, according to one report released Monday.
"Then he showed his ass and stated, "See, no steroids! Only one BIG hole. I need that one!" That we left out also", according to Andrea Canning.