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Wednesday, 8 November 2006

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Following his humiliating defeat in the Iraqi War, Saddam Hussein spent many hours in his jail cell pondering his fate. During this time he was urged to write of his life and experiences and our top reporter managed to get a sneak preview.

The following is an extract from this book;

INTRODUCTION

A long time ago in a land far, far away a professional liar decided that the world was a nasty place full of foreigners who needed to be taught a lesson.

That land was Britannia and the liar was called Anthony B. Lair.

Meanwhile in a bigger land even farther away lived an even bigger liar who was not just a liar, - he was also a warlord.

That land was Americana and the warlord was called G. W. Brush

The warlord saw that the liar would make an ideal lapdog who would obey his every command and this proved to be right.

Hence there was a need for a bitch to control the puppy Lair and Brush chose the fairest lady in the land, - Dr Condoleeza Pasta.

Thus the stage was set for the saga of the Liar, the Bitch and the Warlord. A sorry tale that would haunt the Western Civilization for a thousand years and more.

THE LIES

The warlord told the world that there were evil weapons of mass destruction in the fabled land of Baghdadia.

But this was a lie.

The liar told us that he would find the weapons of mass destruction, but he couldn't.

The bitch told us that the women and children loved to be bombed, but they didn't.

THE END

The warlord made a pack of cards and on them printed faces.
And then he killed them one by one, starting with the aces.

But the joker of the pack hid inside a hole.
But was dragged out and put on trial for his soul.

He killed his judges and lawyers too in order to play for time.
But alas was tried and was finally found guilty of his crime.

And at the end of a rope Saddam will meet his maker.
But will he leave a world that is any safer?

The liar, the bitch and the warlord leave behind.
A nightmare chronicle for all mankind.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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