David Cameron has come out strongly against the BBC for telling people about the Cuts.
'This is getting people down' he said 'it is also getting our poll ratings down. Why can't these people have a look at our successes? The growth figures for instance, the unemployment figures, our exemplary role in evacuating Brits from Libya, our star performance in keeping forest trees growing, our planning with me on a world tour telling others what to do whilst my Deputy is in charge - on a holiday. The list is endless.'
'But the cuts are important in people's lives' I dared to say.
'Only if they know about them! And who tells them? That biased BBC, it is time we stopped the Television licence.'
'But surely they are an essential part of democracy giving a balanced picture of the world.'
'I can see you have been brainwashed, sonny!' exclaimed a furious Cameron 'Did you vote Communist in the last election? Are you planning a terrorist attack on Parliament?'
'I am just trying to present another side of the argument.'
'There is no other side. I can see the damage the BBC has done to you.'
'But you have just appointed a former BBC man as your new Communications Director.'
'Yes, he escaped over the border being chased by muderous squads of Gaddafi style gangsters.'
'You are right. The BBC never reported that.'