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Thursday, 24 February 2011

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Teen star Miley Cyrus who has been going through some rough times lately with fanzines and her own family says that she is sick of the whole thing.

"I'm tired of seeing some guy at a party and hanging around talking and having a good time and the next thing I know someone at the party has taken pics and the headlines the next day is "Miley Cyrus Seeing New Love!", "Miley Cyrus Reveals Secret Love, Getting Married Next Summer", "Miley Cyrus Pregnant With This Guy's Baby!"

When told that's how they make a living she stated that they are no more than prostitutes selling their wares.

Prostitutes?

"Well, more like drug dealers feeding teen minds on fantasies and make believe."

What about movies, television, actors, actresses? What about those people?

"That's all I have to say."

Taking Cyrus place before the reporters, Miley's spokesman stated that the young singer was just going through a bad time.

"Actually, she's OK with most of you guys. After all, if it weren't for you and her fans, she'd have no career."

"But who was that guy she met at the party?", asked someone from the back row. "Are they hooking up?"

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