Tripoli - Today MooMoo Gadafi ranted at Green Square. The Spoof's only African correspondent JO, who was sent because he can speak Indian English with an Australian accent, arrived in time to hear MooMoo and interview several hallucinogenic beings around him.
"I could've been a contender! I could've been someone! Instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it Charlie!" said MooMoo in the opening of today's speech to paid and threatened followers,
"I'm a yankee doodle dandee,a yankee doodle do or die! If you put a negative terminal on the positive terminal, you can blow up your car's battery in your face. Michael! I told you to put the horse head in Adrienne's bed!! What the hell is going on here with you people, go home and get some rest! Wait if you do I'll have to kill you and pay you, stay here and I'll just bore you to deaf with my twaddle."
"This is J.O of the Spoof, I'm whispering to you from underneath a very smelly carpet near Gadafi's temporary shoe shine stand near Green Square. I have on the very strictest of confidences found out that Gadafi may attempt to Mime for the crowd today. He has his white face and gloves on, but so far no Miming, just a little of Michael Jackson's moon walk as he rants. Let's listen some more."
"What the hell have the Hall's of Montezuma got to do with the Shores of Tripoli?!!!! I have Montezuma's revenge!! Watch now as and Ethyl and Roger and Hammerstein pass gas before you. I feel a song coming on!! Let me show you a little Mime, this will be me becoming a Martyr!" Gadafi stops talking and begins pretending to die very melodramatically on top of J.0.'s hiding place.
"This is J.O. signing off....fer now..."