And so it came to pass that Neil, No Relation, leader of the Abbreviated Timothies did tunnel his senses of humour against his ancient rival Walter, The Former Cardigan Wearer in their tribes' ceaseless endeavours for the Holy Grail known as The Caledonium Upper Order.
Thanks to fatal strikes inflicted by Gary, The Spaghetti Lover and Kris The Village Greens, the Abbreviated Timothies utterly camel backed the Bluenoses.
And so the scribes that roved far and wide throughout the land did determine that the Abbreviated Timothies were undoubtedly proven to possess the higher manual appendage of the two tribes otherwise known as The Ancient Non Flaccid.
But as fate would have it, there would soonly occur another epic encounter between the two immoveable forces within the coming few moon periods.
Further to pursue.