According to recent studies - Stuttering is in the jeans.
The type of stutter, or stammer, is dependent upon which jeans you choose to wear.
For example, if you favour Levi's then you will have a very difficult time getting any word out which begins with 'L'.
You will find yourself speaking thus:
"I l-l-l-l-l-ike you l-l-l-ots. L-l-l-l-et's go out to get a pizza. If that's ok with you L-l-l-inda."
If your jeans of choice are Wranglers, expect to be speaking thus: (even though the W is silent)
"W-w-w-where do you live? Oh! W-w-w-isconsin? W-w-w-what do you do for a living? Oh! You are a w-w-w-w-aitress? I hope I don't sound like a w-w-w-wanker to you. It's these bleeding jeans."
So be careful which jeans you choose to wear!
Morrisons are selling their own brand. Hand made by children aged 6 - 9 from Berwick Hills Middlesbrough, in a factory behind the Berwick Hills branch.
The name chosen for their own brand of jeans is F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-flipping jeans.