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Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Did anyone miss the CHRISTMAS OUTRAGE on the Chris Moyles show in December? For those of you who did, here's a recap.

On December 24th 2010, fatso Moyles and some of his hippy friends staged a RANT (disguised as a Christmas song) that lasted for almost five minutes.

Listeners of the Radio 1 Breakfast Show were horrified as Moyles used the station to whine about a lack of food. Moyles' wealthy celebrity friends (who are not affiliated with the BBC) used the licence fee payers' station to bluster about feeding the world, with no reference to this country's recent recession.

NOT ONLY did Moyles and his friends demand that this country PAY for another one's food, they went on to show a further massive lack of tact.

With no reference to the horrific conditions caused by snow this winter, he and his friends (who were probably on DRUGS) complained that there wouldn't be any snow in Africa this Christmas time.

Well I for one think that the Africans would be grateful for a congestion-free continent. Moyles' friends showed a further lack of tact when they talked about the absence of rain in Africa this year- don't they realise how much people in Scotland would like to spend Christmas in a lovely, sunny climate?

Why oh why does the BBC give fat people like Moyles a platform where they and their friends can foist their opinions on the unsuspecting public?

This outrage went unnoticed by the BBC, and in response to our communication they only said that the rant was 'a modern-day classic'. It seems that the Daily Post is the only SANE VOICE this Christmas - and we say no more Moyles and his cronies with their unpatriotic whining.

Here's an idea Chris: if you have an issue with famine why don't you give Africa some of your mountains of food, you overweight clown?


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I agree with you. Chris Moyles is fat.

Last night I couldn't get to the shops and so had to have beans for tea but no one's written a song about that. Why don't the BBC look after their own first?

I've never listened to the Chris Moyles show because I hate it, but this sounds stupid. Chris Moyles is fat and stupid.

It is CHRISTmas not CHRISMOYLESmas.

I heard the rant, but I think Moyles and his friends meant something very different - I thought they were attempting to convert all the Africans to Christianity through the wonders of Christmas, something that I for one think would be a great idea!!!

I'm actually fatter than Chris Moyles, but he's a celebrity and is in the public eye - I don't have any of those responsibilities.

Chris Moyles is no way near as attractive as Justin Bieber. Why doesn't Justin Bieber do the Breakfast Show, then I would watch it.

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