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Monday, 14 February 2011

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For the first time ever a website has been given access to the AGM minutes of one of the oldest organisations in London.....the Cockney Rhyming Slang Club.....

"John Taylor, the sitting Fun of The Fair, opened the Ronan Keating by thanking every Great North Run for making the Harry Lime to Richard Lumb.

Loud Hailer advised that 2009/10 had been one of the most successful Blackpool Piers in the history of the Queen Vic Pub and he was West Ham United to announce that they Bow Wow Wow had over 10,000 Fifth of Novembers.

Furthermore, as the Rub A Dub Dub was now so Francis Ford Coppola, the executive Al Gored had Five A Sided to introduce a £100 Dustin Gee to discourage as many Diet Coke as possible to Battle of the Boyne.

Meanwhile, the Chicken Teaker Julian Coped that there would be many more successful Hazel Blears and Garden Hosed by wishing the Central Heating all the Falcon Crest for the Surgical Suture.

At this Hip Joint, the Central Heating Hairpin Bended."

The Dirty Denned.

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