The man in the picture was very bust today as he set about doing some things that his wife told him to do ages ago.
Brian Brian, 39, got up at 6 'O clock in the early morning as the cock crows and the wind blows, and put on his overalls and set about his task like a man who probably won't get his dinner made for him unless he does what he's told.
Brain went to the shops 3 hours later after heading back to bed for a little snooze.
Brian needed to buy wallpaper, a brush and some paste. Using money he found in his overalls from many moons ago.
Magic money from THE MOON!
There were no brushes in stock so he had to make do with a broom instead.
A broom that Harry Potter might just use IF HE EXISTED.
Brian returned home on his tricycle and put two chairs together and slide in a lump of wooden board to rest upon them.
He huffed and he puffed and he set to his task like a man possessed by the spirit of a very elderly man with arthritis, a bad back, haemorrhoids, alopecia, diarrhoea, and a general hatred of doing things that involve effort and concentration.
But, regardless, he got it done.
The WIFE came home took one look at the finished job and proclaimed in a shrill voice: "You missed a spot...but you can finish it after you clean the gutters".