Reign, reign and more reign is the whether forecast for those who are ruled by Queen Elizabeth.
Snow wonder that many Brits are trying to pull out their heir.
Prince Charles has his bus pass but not his crown as King. This was NOT in his plans as a young man.
During his teenage years he suffered from OCD - stressing about when he would be sitting on the throne himself. He received counselling and therapy for his stress.
His way of dealing with stress was to PULL on his ears. Obviously the therapy did NOT work.
His father had suffered from the same 'affliction' after being married to 'Elizabeth The Dominator' for only six months.
Therapy for Philip was successful. He was 'trained' to keep both hands behind his back and as far away from HIS ears as possible.
His hands often came 'forward' but didn't touch his ears. They found other things to 'play' with.
Queen Elizabeth is hanging on in there but no-one is quite sure why. It would appear that the crown really did 'go to her head' and got well and truly STUCK there.
Apparently she has a sadistic streak and that is why she is 'playing with the minds of her subjects' on a daily basis.
She also has a contagious skin disease, which is the reason she always wears gloves.
The whether report (whether or not she will step down before she dies) is not even of interest to the bookies these days.
They have more important bets to take, such as:
When will Justin Beiber's voice break?
When will Spoof Writers stop writing about vaginas?
When will Paris Hilton actually DO something for a living?
When will Regis Philbin ACTUALLY retire?
Aah well! Let's just wait and see what Queen Lizzy wears for the wedding - she's determined to live that long it would seem.