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Tuesday, 8 February 2011

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The the the man in the hat swept the floor and he found something hidden underneath the carpet and he picked it up and he put it in his pocket along with a Saint Peter medal.

Meanwhile.............

The the the little girl with the curly hair sat on a toadstool and sang lullabies to babies from the orphanage made of lollipops and smiles and general good cheer.

Meanwhile...............

Something sinister was happening over at The the the old Wilson place where screams were heard and creepy scariness shrouded the valleys and dales in pea soup, custard and unease.

Meanwhile.................

The the the Sea Captain smoked his pipe.

Meanwhile.......................

Drums banged as The the the Grand old Duke of York marched his men to the top of the hill, stopped off for a bite to eat at a nice restaurant, did some shopping, got his picture taken at the local pharmacy and then gave everyone a great big hug and a kiss and marched them down again.

Meanwhile....................

A tear dripped from The the the sick child's eye as it peered out the window at the broken bones of a sad pig in bell bottoms, funky hairstyle and top hat.

Oink oink.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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