Written by j.w.
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 7 February 2011

No sooner are the words out of my mouth than we find they need to be eaten.

That gives me a bad feeling in the stomach. Losing 1-0 at home with Robbie Keene in the side. I will no longer predict anything about the Hammers ; they are unpredictable.

However I have had a secret session with Mystic Meg - she says she's sees many goals for West Ham next season. In what Division she does not say. Neither will she tell me if the teams playing West Ham score even more goals.

It is one of the joys of backing sides near the bottom of the League to see your team win - it is something to savour like roast turkey - about once a year. Any goals are like pennies from heaven but peeing can be a problem.

However it is not over yet. But how good it would be to wipe those smiles off those lovely Spurs faces. But it is probably Arsenal who do that not the dear old Hammers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

71 readers are online right now!

Go to top