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Sunday, 6 February 2011

image for 20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky...

APPLE ][e

LOAD APPLEBasi

> SYNTAX ERROR

LOAD APPLESoft Basic

> COPYRIGHT 1977, 1979, 1980
> Apple Computers, Inc.

CLS

‎5 HOME: CLS
10 LET X$ = "F--k you!"
20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky for ";
30 PRINT "Black Swan. Spoiler Alert: It sucks. Act 1 ";
40 PRINT "Natalie Portman is weepy and looks in mirrors a lot. Act 2 ";
50 PRINT "Natalie Portman is weepy and eats Mika Kunis. Act 3 ";
60 PRINT "Natalie Portman is weepy and bonkers and then surprise ending."
70 PRINT "You're dead to me, Darren."
80 PRINT
90 GOTO 10
999 END

SAVE BLACK SWAN SUCKS
> BLACK SWAN SUCKS... SAVED

RUN

A giant F--k you goes out to Darren Aronofsky for Black Swan. Spoiler Alert: It sucks. Act 1 Natalie Portman is weepy and looks in mirrors a lot. Act 2 Natalie Portman is weepy and eats Mika Kunis. Act Natalie Portman is weepy and bonkers and then surprise ending.
You're dead to me, Darren.

A giant F--k you goes out to Darren Aronofsky for Black Swan. Spoiler Alert: It sucks. Act 1 Natalie Portman is weepy and looks in mirrors a lot. Act 2 Natalie Portman is weepy and eats Mika Kunis. Act Natalie Portman is weepy and bonkers and then surprise ending.
You're dead to me, Darren.

A giant F--k you goes out to Darren Aronofsky for Black Swan. Spoiler Alert: It sucks. Act 1 Natalie Portman is weepy and looks in mirrors a lot. Act 2 Natalie Portman is weepy and eats Mika Kunis. Act Natalie Portman is weepy and bonkers and then surprise ending.
You're dead to me, Darren.

> BREAK

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