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Saturday, 5 February 2011

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The past exists only in our memories and the future exists only in our imaginations. The only time that exists is now. Discuss.

According to this theory the future does not exist. Yesterday today existed only in our imaginations. In other words yesterday today didn't exist. Yesterday today didn't exist, yet.

If this philosophical dribble has your brain tied up in knots, wait until the Muslim Brotherhood and their radical extremist allies choke us off from the Middle East oil and blow up the ships carrying nuclear waste across the Great Lakes. This Koran commanded Jihad will permanently poison the Great Lakes, 20% of the Earth's fresh water; fresh water comprises 90% of every human body.

Today the Canadian Nuclear Safety Commission approved the shipping of 1600 tonnes of radioactive waste across the Great Lakes and the Atlantic Ocean to Sweden. Who named these people the safety commission? God of Mount Sinai said "Cut off your foreskin", not "Cut off your foresight."

This week is the United Nations first annual World Interfaith Harmony Week. According to Christianity, Islam and Judaism God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, Allah, Yehovah, Elohim carved the 10 commandments in stone Himself 3,200 years ago.

The sixth commandment is "Don't Murder the pieces you are made of, water, air and earth." The second commandment is "If you break my commandments I will punish you, your children, your grandchildren and your great grandchildren." It seems that God of Mount Sinai didn't understand that the future exists only in our imaginations.

Ayman al Zawahiri was born in Cairo, Egypt and he joined the Muslim Brotherhood at the age of 14. Because of Ayman al Zawahiri and his 19 box cutters, in order to board an airplane every American man, woman and child must undergo a rigorous cavity search. One Muslim Brotherhood bomb aboard one nuclear waste carrying ship will render the Great Lakes water permanently undrinkable. Thank God the future exists only in our imaginations.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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