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Sunday, 6 February 2011

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David Cameron Would Like You to....

To MP's Expense fiddles you will all eventually acclimatise,

Realise MPs do not tell an untruth, or lie they aphorise,

Never force of expect fiddling MPs to apologise,

Support your MP when charges of dishonesty arise,

Not complain when we give ourselves a massive pay rise,

Realise that the poor, we have to bully and brutalise,

Accept for Old Etonian's will always rule & bureaucratise,

It's necessary for the NHS for us to privatise,

It's necessary for the NHS for us to cannibalise,

The proletariat we must essentially categorise,

The unwashed proletariat we must disenfranchise,

The unemployed proletariat we must tyrannise,

Laws we have to complicate, confuse and laicise,

Or the voters will understand them, and realise,

We are clever, we rule, we lie, & we soliloquise,

You must not see through our nepotistic disguise,

Not see our rich persons inability to fairly moralise,

Accept fiddling MP's I will not ever chastise,

Or to my own fiddles you may become wise,

We must continue our little fibs to circularise,

Understand we must the opposition parties, demonise,

Our hopes are the lower order population to civilise,

For success, Old Etonian's we must employ & mobilise,

Our nepotistic system works, no need to modernise,

There are no companies we need to Nationalise,

We search and work, for a Utopia, a paradise,

Just for the well-off & rich you realise,

Realise it is essential that we steal and plagiarise,

It is vital, that we humiliate and pressurise,

Those uneducated underlings, who somehow manage to be wise,

As much tax from the voters, we need to prise,

We can't pay our massive wages, if we are not profit-wise,

The Labour Party, we do not need to proletarianise,

Their as low as one can get, but we must still pulverise,

Our private details and past we must not publicise,

On this we will be firm, and not compromise.

MP's expenses & back-handers we must maximise,

Or the country might lose these MP genius's otherwise,

The memory of past honest MPs, we must exorcise,

Tory Maggie assured the route as she did de-industrialise,

She privatised, set-up many a new franchise,

But she failed to expand the financial world, to globalise,

So to this Globalisation aim, we must now galvanise,

Bribes, will encourage my Ministers to subsidise,

Foreign investors, who like us, lie, cheat and womanise,

Hope you now see why, we must continue to terrorise?


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