Spoof Writers have been warned to STAY OUT OF EGYPT...It is far too dangerous for journalists to be covering the news at ground zero.
Mark is not in a position to 'bail you out' should you be captured and imprisoned, beaten, raped or pillaged.
Use your common sense...those of you who still have a little left. Stay indoors with your computers and laptops. Follow the Egyptian 'story' on the t.v. news in the safety of your homes. Spoof in Safety - is the order of the day.
As most of us are older and not contemplating visiting Egypt because we can hardly walk as a result of arthritis, bad backs etc. this warning is really meant from younger Spoofers 60 and under, who may have been contemplating travelling to Egypt.
Heed the above warning!
If you do decide, in a moment of madness, to travel there, then don't forget to 'WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN'. Also, stay well away from the 'triangular-based pyramids' - they may be booby trapped. The 'square-based pyramids' are thought to be 'safe'.