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Thursday, 3 February 2011

Want to write a how to article? Well,this is the guide for you! Written by the team at Inhopeless Literary Solutions (TM) (a subsidy of Inhopeless Corp.(TM)), this will be the only guide. This is the real guide. All the other guides are just imitations.

1) Think of a cool name for a how to article. There would be a suggestion, but then again, we have writers' block, and even if we did, we would be writing it (well possibly another subsidy) instead of this crap.

2) Write it dumbass. You want us to hold your hand? Seriously? Just put some words in, beat the 100-word limit and bamf! Robert is your legal guardian.

3) Use big words. We would suggest brobdingnagian, but that's Mr. I. N. Hopeless's word, and he doesn't like it when you steal it.

4) Post it. Write some tags. DUH! Sorry for treating you like a baby... if you need a GUIDE to write a how-to article, then well...


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This guide is not responsible for the following:

- Loss of time
- Humiliation
- No thumbs-up
- Your story being crap
- Your stink

However, Inhopeless Corporation will be willing to give you a refund.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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