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Wednesday, 2 February 2011

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The Spoof Gazette scoop, reveals that the Government and opposition Cabinet members has come up with an idea to make up their losses, due to having their expense fiddlings limited now that it is being monitored by their fellow crooks in the Government, and they must be more careful not to get caught.

It has been proposed that members record a cover version of previous hit records, to be released on the new 'Greedygits' recording label. These will be on sale at a discounted price of £19 each, at Jobcentre-plus offices, Railway Stations, Drop-in Hostels, Alcoholics Refuges, Accident & Emergency Waiting Rooms, Police Stations, and Petrol Stations. (To make up a little because so very few people can afford to buy fuel anymore).

The members, their responsibilities, and the song they are intending to record, followed by the original recorder are listed:

The Rt Hon David Cameron MP (Conservative)
Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service.
"Fiddler on the Roof" - Ronnie Hilton

The Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP
Leader of the Labour Party - Leader of Her Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition
"Anything Is Possible" - Will Young

The Rt Hon Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat)
Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform)
"Wannabe" - Spice Girls

The Rt Hon William Hague MP (Conservative)
First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.
"Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" - Puff Daddy

Diane Julie Abbott MP
Shadow Minister for Public Health
"Brown Girl in the Ring" - Bonny M

The Rt Hon George Osborne MP (Conservative)
Chancellor of the Exchequer
"Money, Money, Money" - Abba

Rt Hon Ed Balls MP (Labour)
Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer[/color
"It's Been a While" - Staind

The Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke QC MP (Conservative)
Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Justice
"And did those feet in ancient times" - The Madeafortuneyearago Brothers

The Rt Hon Theresa May MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for the Home Department and Minister for Women and Equalities
"Crazy Bitch" - Buckcherry

The Rt Hon Michael Gove MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Education
"One And One Is Two" - Beatles

Hon Dr Liam Fox MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Defence
"Nimrod" - Green Day

The Rt Hon Jim Murphy MP (Labour)
Shadow Secretary of State for Defence
"Lawyers, Guns and Money" - Warren Zevon

The Rt Hon Danny Alexander MP (Liberal Democrat)
Chief Secretary to the Treasury
"Money (That's What I Want)" - Beatles

The Rt Hon Eric Pickles MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
"The Eton Boating Song" - D Cameron & The Followers (Recorded after an excessively alcohol drenched boys will be boys party, with the Followers group, consisting of 112 of the 198 current Tory MP's)

The Rt Hon Harriet Harman MP (Conservative)
Deputy Leader of Her Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition Deputy Leader of the Labour Party Shadow Secretary of State for International Development Shadow Deputy Prime Minister
"I can't get no satisfaction" - M Jagger

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