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Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Nearly every day, someone chooses a life of supervillainy. The reasons are many. Here are the many pros and cons of the choice.

PROS:
- Don't have to follow law
- Can do anything
- Makes for interesting fights with Police
- Get cool catchphrases

CONS:
- I hate you.
- I hate you.
- You're evil.
- Did I mention I HATE YOU?
- Everyone else will hate you
- Good overpowers bad, like water overpowers fire
- YOU WILL BE HATED BY ME.

I'm sure that most villains will think twice before going up against Spooferman! Defender of the world from the clutches of evil!

Oh crud, now you know my e-identity.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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