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Tuesday, 1 February 2011

So, you want to write a spoof story, eh? Finding it hard to come up with something to rival the works of Inhopeless, and of his e-colleagues, like <censored> and <censored> and the former spoofer Censored?

Well, this guide will get your hypothetical and proverbial ball rolling:

1) A good headline.

Write the blandest, most boring, most ill-worded title ever. You'll get kudos for being different.

2)Find a story to write about.

Remember, it needs to be serious. This will surely get people responding! Well, with fists.

3) Writing the body

Write using as many spellen, grammer, and structur
al defects. The peoples is going to be happy to find out you're moving with the times.

4) Insult the reader

Remember, the reader wants to be part of the story! Call them idiots and reprimand them for reading your story.

5) If you don't like it, they will

Does what it says on the tin.

But wait, you ask. These tips are terrible! Well, duh. A) I don't want you rivalling me. B) You gotta learn the hard way how to write Spoofs. The rest of us did. Stop wasting your time reading this stultus! Yeah, I insulted you in LATIN.

For more How Tos, stay tuned. Next time, How To: Become a dictator. (remove -tator)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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