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Friday, 28 January 2011

Good morning loyal readers and I hope today finds you happy with your fingers poised on your screens, ready for another day's dealing, or as I like to call it, hawking your soul.

I was up at 3 o'clock this morning for a breakfast meeting with Roy Jenkins however he had nothing of use to say.

I am of the opinion that like most of the present cabinet, his recent political contributions resemble that of a corpse.

He is little more then a Bolshevik and as such none you should take his views on the present economy seriously when making informed decisions on the year ahead. Although I do fancy his view on M&S shares prices and the position he takes on his knickers.

Before I could get out of the office Denis Healey came in. He wants to close British Leyland again (This is my favourite game). This will affect their share price in the second half of 2012 so don't touch this stock. You heard it here first.

I will be here again tomorrow with more tips for you all. I will be up all night tonight banging the Chancellor's..box for inside information.

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