When the president of China, Hu, had dinner at the White House, a confused Congress asked President Obama who is the president of China.
An exasperated Obama answered," Hu"
To which an equally exasperated John Boehner replied: "Exactly, that is what we want to know. Who is the president of China? It seems that no one knows. Just check out the press, they asked who all over the place. Who had dinner with Obama, who wants a new trade agreement, who left the toilet seat up.
"I just told you, it is Hu", yelled back Obama.
"Damn", replied Boehner, "Are you telling us that you don't know the president of China either".
"Of course I know the president of China, it's Hu".
"Exactly", replied Senator Charles Schumer from New York. Who is the president of China?"
"Idiots", replied Obama.
"Cool", responded Senator Harry Reid from Utah. "So the Chinese president's name epitomizes just what we are. 'Idiots' is a real strange name. I wonder what it means in Chineesy talk. Can I give them another wind farm?"
"No you morons. Hu is president of China".
"Is this some kind of pop quiz?" asked senator Lieberman from Connecticut. "I'm not really good at those. Is it ok if I use Cliff Notes? In all fairness, you should at least give us multiple choice questions, I mean, hell, if it weren't for the a,b,c,d.e cheat sheet, I would never have passed the bar".
"For Christ sake", screamed Obama. "Hu is the president of China".
"I know who it is", interjected Alabama Governor Robert Bentley who was in the House to give a speech titled 'Why Jesus will not bat for non-Christians'. "It's Jesus Christ".
"IT IS HU, HU, HU, HU", screamed Obama.
"I've got it!" piped Vice President Joseph Biden. "It is a play on words. The president's name is Boo Hoo Hoo".
An angry President Obama threw up his hands and left the Senate floor.
"I was riiiiiight", smirked Biden.