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Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Excuse me for my forwardness but I must admit that I am not so good at the speaking of the language of the world.

My dear fwends, I will make try to explain my comings in this space.
I pronounce the dictionary to be open and welcome you to read at the leisure you much enjoy.

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Maris Padowal = The name I was borned with in goat stable next to shed.

Family = Papa, Mother, Dubik, Bashnek, Cluval, Sangsta, Neop, Saktha, Blinka, Anna, Potu and Maris.

Feeta = first love of Maris life.

Uffal = Home of Maris. 75 miles as crow flies from middle of national capital

National Capital
= name of capital of glorious nation.

Slubal = big city famous for Slubal Wretches.

Slubal Wretches = the whores of Slubal who corrupted Papa of Maris.

Papa Benadu = Mayor of Slubal. Introduced television to Slubal and nation.

The Dark Death = disease of the bottom that tooked the life from many fwend goats of Maris.

Fwend = A companion, male lover, sheep/goat. As in, you are my best fwend.

Make shed = settle down in peaceful tranquillity with lady, man, goat.

Learn the way of tree bark = to become experienced in intimate confusion with lady, man, sheep/goat.
To develop an engorged phallus.

River Bahnte = most popular river in all of area. take many life with its churning waves and killer turtle.

Killer Turtle = feared sea creature of River Bahnte. Siad to weigh as much as 30 sheep.

Willage = homestead of community of peoples.

Sacrifice = important task to ward away The Dark Death, flies and make happy celebration. Works best with child wirgin.

Wirgin = lady, man, goat who not learn the way of tree bark as of yet.

The Good Book = magical book written by ancestors of Papa Benadu thousands of years ago in a cave. Contains advice on life's path. Its secret code has yet to be deciphered.

The Kracken = timid field mouse who steals milk from cows udders.

President Thatcher = lady woman leader of Western World. Married to Mr. Reagan. Live in fancy shed.

The Torvill and Dean = from Grand Britain. Winnners of golden medal for the dancing on the slippery ice competition at Olympics.

Bin Bags = fancy costumes worn by royal family of Slubal.

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List will be updated in time.

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