Written by Ella Lomax

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Thursday, 20 January 2011

Yesterday I caught up with the twilight wolf- hunk Taylor Lautner, asking him what role he'd love to play next. The 18 year old hottie shocked us all with his reply:

"I've always wanted to play Justin Bieber, I love that kid!"

Well Taylor, we hadn't a clue!

He added "If they ever made a film about his life, It would be phenomenal for me too play him."

After asking him why he it's such a ambition for him he said "Well he's a good guy you know! I want to show the best side of him, and maybe I could convince people he does has balls! Ha ha!" Well TayLautz you could sure show us your abs!"

Earlier today Justin Bieber tweeted "@taylautz im flatterd u wanna play me in my life dude but you suck harder than rpatzz, now go back to twilight n let me get on wit ma life, btw: my film is out in february, too l8 wolf boy"

In reply to which, Taylor tweeted back "Ok dude, Whenever you need me give my agent a call! Love you bieb XX "

Well, I think maybe somebody has a boycrush!

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