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Thursday, 10 February 2011

The National Coalition for The Testing of Children's Products recently held its annual convention and seminar at The Wheat Penny Coliseum in Topeka, Kansas.

Coalition Executive Director Baisley W. Nelliepicker stated that the 783 members who were present voted on the most unpopular children's products of the past year.

THE 10 MOST UNPOPULAR CHILDRENS PRODUCTS Of 2010

  1. Asparagus Flavored Popsicles
  2. The Kanye West iMicrophone
  3. Diet M&M's
  4. Sugar Frosted Cricket Legs
  5. Raisin Earplugs
  6. Beer Flavored Bubblegum
  7. Wax Collagen Lips
  8. Flintstone Suppositories
  9. Gummy Roman Polanski's
  10. Chocolate Covered Nicotine Balls

Next years convention and seminar for The National Coalition for The Testing of Children's Products will be held at The Orange Seed Auditorium in Pensacola, Florida.

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