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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

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In chaotic scenes today, Chinese premier Hu Jintao accidentally let President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden's dogs out on to the White House lawn.

As the dogs escaped from the White House reception, it emerged that Obama had asked Michelle Obama and his daughters to call the Chinese delegation names.

The diplomatic chaos was caught on tape and The Spoof has got hold of a transcript.

Obama: "Hu let the dogs out!"

White House official 1: "Who?"

White House official 2: "Hu!"

White House official 1: "Who?"

White House official 2: "Hu!"

Obama: "Hu let the dogs out!"

White House official 1: "Who?"

White House official 2: "Hu!"

White House official 1: "Who?"

White House official 2: "Hu!"

Hu: "Well, the party was nice, the party was pumping!"

Obama: "Yippee yi yo!"

Hu: "And everybody's having a ball"

Obama: "I tell the fellas start the name callin'"

White House official 1: "Yippie yi yo"

Obama: "And the girls respond to the call. I heard a woman shout out..."

White House official 1: "Hu let the dogs out"

(Transcript ends)

Music for the event was provided by the Baha Men.

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