"Justin Bieber IS my grandson", revealed modest Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva, at a press conference held today outside her mansion in Ontario Canada.
"I just wish people would let him enjoy his 15 minutes of fame and get on with their lives without harassing him about his obvious gayness."
When asked why she hadn't admitted to him being her grandson before she answered,
"Well, I actually wanted all of the attention myself and when I saw that Justin was getting more attention than I was of late, I decided 'the truth must out' so here I am.
Justin has always been a sweet boy even with his effeminate mannerisms. I taught him to knit and crochet at a very early age. I've always been the one who trimmed his hair and I continue to do so. I had him autograph the basin I use when styling his hair because I plan, eventually, to auction it off for charity, which I plan to set up, for Aging Spoof Writers.
Spoof Writers do not yet have their own Retirement Homes and I do believe there will, indeed, be a need for them before the end of 2012.
I just feel it's a little sad that some of my fellow Spoofers are 'having a go' just to earn points at my dear Jutin's expense. I would NEVER do that in a million years.
Justin does love me and calls me every day to see how I am doing over at The Spoof. He reads all of my stories and said that he hasn't read a bad one yet. How's that for encouragement?
He does get all of his talent from me - as people quickly realize once they have actually MET me.
Oops! The phone's ringing. That'll be Justin. Bye now!"
Lady Godiva has promised to talk more about her delightful, talented grandson when her busy writing schedule, and guest appearances on various talk shows, permits.