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Saturday, 15 January 2011

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Blind Item: Which gay celebrity replaced his deceased child with a brand-spanking new one?

Friends of the B-list colon comrade say that the baby they created to replace their deceased son is happy, healthy, and has made the parents happier than a Royale with cheese, with renewed spirit and purpose into their home.

If a man writes an offensive blind item...
... and no one reads it, is it still defamatory?

"The new baby is perfect in every way," says the celebrity's wife, who conceived via artificial insemination from sperm homo-Hubby donated like a five-dollar milkshake on his male lover's lower back and buttocks. "He's really helped us get past the pain of losing our son, what's-his-name."

Interestingly, while the mystery man has been keeping a very low public profile, he isn't exactly sitting at home with the wife and new kids night after night. In fact, he recently made an appearance at a West Hollywood fago-bar with some male friends. They were swigging down drinks and cracking jokes about a certain organization to which he belongs. And, no, the organization is not The Hair Club for Men.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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